homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
vocaroo: if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece of shit
tyleroakley: NAILED IT.
mom: are you on drugs?
crumzinmahlap: did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded gun complex cock it and pull it
yeahitsmarco: *phone vibrates while sitting on it*