May 2013
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
pizza:
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
vocaroo:
if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece of shit
tyleroakley:
NAILED IT.
mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です
crumzinmahlap:
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded gun complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
yeahitsmarco:
*phone vibrates while sitting on it*